Sunday, April 18, 2010

True Nice Equations – lovely, very nice


Equation 1




Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep



Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy



Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work



In other words,

A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.



++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2



Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep



Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money



Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey



In other words

Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey



++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3



Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep



Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman – spend = Donkey



In other words,

Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey



++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +



To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3



Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend



So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!



So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money



Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude



Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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